The Grass Gift Guide 2019: Stuff for stoners
Oh, high! Welcome to our Gift Guide. Inside you’ll find a few of our favorite things. From 24K gold rolling papers to a completely free weed ghee recipe, we’ve pulled together a collection of products and projects to heighten the holiday spirit.
Now, don’t say we never gave you anything!
Editor’s Note: Do to the arcane classification of pot as a Schedule 1 drug and some truly dumb federal laws, some products featured here aren’t available everywhere. Check the maker’s site before purchasing.
Share your love of Grass with one of our limited edition prints. We have big gay weed bouqets, psychedelic riso prints, and a pic of everyone’s favorite Mom.
$10+
Mister Green Bong Water Bottle
Mister Green, the LA drug outfitter, sells weed things that make you go hmmm, to quote C+C Music Factory. Like everything Mister Green does, this Nalgene collab is bound to raise a few eyebrows. Actual bong water not included.
$23
This THC-forward chili oil from Potli is basically everything for the culinary stoner. It’s spicy but not overwhelming with the added bonus of THC. This is the hot sauce for your handbag.
$7
Yew Yew’s half circle pipe is our go to for daily smoking. Available in blush and succulent, its compact, glossy curves fit perfectly in your hand. This precious little smoke dispenser is easy on the eyes and easy too clean. We have so much love for Yew Yew.
$68
Sonder Vapes
Available exclusively in CA
Sonder not only puts a unique finish on the otherwise ubiquitous vape pen, it also delivers a nice, clean high. Its vapes are CO2 extracted from high-quality outdoor flower straight out of Mendocino county.
$38+
Ceramic pipe or stairway to heaven? Either way, Laundry Day’s architectural Tanjun pipe will take you higher in style.
$60
Laundry Day Hudson Pipe
The semi-transparent, disc-shaped Hudson pipe is a thing of unexpected beauty. This squished bubble of delicate green glass is the perfect desk-side accessory for the sophisticated stoner.
$65
So you’ve got a fat stash but you’re running low on cash. This season give the gift of homemade edibles. Our bhang ball recipe is the perfect starter for savory curry dishes or sweets like cannabis-infused lassis.
What’s better than a stick of butter? A weed ghee sculpture of course. It’s eye catching, mind altering, and the perfect addition to just about everything. Throw it on a slice of our desi Texas Toast and your loved ones will be as baked as the Christmas ham.
It’s as if the mad geniuses at Somatik had us in mind when they formulated their THC-infused cold brew. This little bottle of caffeine and THC uses Ritual coffee to deliver a kick in the pants that feels just right on a cloudy Monday morning.
$10
Lagunitas High-Fi Hops
Lagunitas High-Fi Hops is the beer drinker’s non-alcoholic beer. It offers the flavor of the brewery’s signature IPAs with none of the hangover. What’s more, it gets you high.
$10 ea. or $75 for 10
So you can’t afford five gold rings this Christmas. What about two gold Clippers? Clipper’s refillable gas lighters are versatile, sustainable, and with this shiny gold finish, they’re pretty hot too.
$12 ea. or $22 for 2
LEEF Nooks + Crannies CBD Soap
What do you get for the sensitive dirtbag who has everything? A bar of CBD-infused soap of course. LEEF’s Nooks + Crannies soap helps calm skin while getting you squeaky clean and it’s packaging is filled with plantable, non-GMO tomato seeds. Two gifts in one!
$22
Mellows Cannabis-infused Marshmallows
Mellows low-dose marshmallows are fluffy, gooey, mounds of tranquility. Pop a few in your hot chocolate for drama-free family gatherings or give them to a particularly high-stress relative to ward off bad vibes this holiday season.
$4
Fresh sheets, a pair of silk pajamas, a cup of hot tea and a little THC: this is what dreams are made of and Kikoko is an essential ingredient. Kikoko is now offering small gift tins of its chill-inducing medicated teas.
$24+
Nord’s matte-finished ceramic pipes look and feel like smooth river rocks from an alternate universe, where browns are pinks and greens are blues. Sounds neat right? Well it doesn’t exist, but Nord’s super smooth ceramic pipes do.
$35
Smoking 24K gold maybe one of life’s most indulgent indulgences. But at just $40 for two 24K gold rolling papers, one 24K gold king size cone, and a bic, this gift set from Shine actually makes excess accessible.
$40